Jealousy

Sometimes I get jealous of Asians ….

I see women with cute poses and amazing photographs.  And the worst by far are the unbelievably beautiful wedding photos which make the average couple look like they belong in their very own movie.

When I see that, I am sad.  I’ll never have that.

But then I remember that most (I believe it’s actually all) Asian men cheat on their wives, they don’t consider soliciting prostitution cheating, husbands don’t buy their wives gifts, and mainly Asian culture is morally an EPIC FAIL.

SO FUCK YOU ASIA!  FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUPERFICIAL WEDDING PHOTOS AND COMPLETE IMMORALITY!

I can do better than a 3-day photo shoot and a fake brand-name bag.

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