Today I walked past two small girls with a tiny little dog (the abomination-unto-the-Lord-kind). So, I stared at the small girls, trying to see beyond them to the tiny dog behind them.
This eventually prompted the oldest of the girls to say, “Hello.”
I said, “Hello,” back.
But what I was really thinking was, “I have no interest in you little girl, let me see your puppy.”
Obviously, I could be a children’s book villain.