So, what have I been doing instead of blogging?
Dating!
Yes, that is right, throwing myself at the menfolk.
I’ve started online dating, gave my number to a stranger and went on a few dates.
Which has gotten me to thinking about what my standards are, in the spirit of Liz Lemon:
Watch Liz Lemon give relationship advice on The Vontella Show in the episode, “Kidney Now!”
So, my own personal deal-breakers from the past week:
Being in an open-relationship – Deal-Breaker!
Canceling a date only 20 minutes before – Deal-Breaker!
Being shorter than me in kitty heels – Deal-Breaker!
Choosing to see a movie on a first date – Deal-Breaker!
Using poor English as an excuse to not talking – Deal-Breaker!
Groping – Deal-Breaker!
Suggesting getting dinner and then not getting dinner – Deal-Breaker!
Suggesting having sex on a first date (OMG, seriously?) – Deal-Breaker!
40 minutes late for a date (okay, that was me) – Deal-Breaker!
Not singing at karaoke – Deal-Breaker! (Okay, he suggested it was a deal-breaker, I just think it means more songs for me.)
Looking like a horrible ex – Deal-Breaker!
And …
Not taking the initiative – Deal-Breaker!
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